Neighbors from Hell

1. So my very nice and slow arse neighbors hooked my up with free wifi rite..so in return i offer to give em' some ribs when ever i decide to cook out(its the least i can do)..don't you know these suckas knock on my door every damn day..i don't get it..so today this nut ask me how much room i had in my fridge..i said why?..he goes and brings a big ole dirty,dusty box ova talking bout he likes fish bu...t his wife don't like it and don't want it in the house..at this point i'm looking a lil pissed off..i told him..i ain't about to keep your food in my fridge..i really am trying not to flip the fuck out on these retarded m'fers but they getting on my nerves,yesterday he hit his roommate in the mouf and came over to tell me about it,day before that they had 3 shopping carts out front of their appt and came and ask me if it was ok..lawd i can't take to much of this shit hahaha i didn't even ask for the fucking hook up man..I will never run out of material..i can't make this shit up man hahaha.                                                                                                                                                                                                                      A week later...    

   1. So the saga continues,lawd knows these fools got one mo time knocking on my door, for anything and i'm jabbing the f#@k out..So yesterday they decided they wanted to bbq..and only person that has a grill on the block is me rite..so she say's they want to que(my slow ass neighbor's)..i had no intentions of grilling,(mainly because i just got my stamps today haha) o.k you got your own coals and what... not,they was like yea..they comeback with literally a hand full of coals and two slabs of baby back ribs..yea i entertained thought,i had to see for myself,the coals in the grill,yep i knew off back not enough so as i was trying to light them, match light coals for some reason they just wouldn't light..i told them suckas they too old it won't work and why would you buy ribs and you ain't got no damn grill..did you have my shit in mind..they was naw nope..i said well i ain't feeling this shit and tell you momma to buy you grill cause this ain't that haha fuck em'..i'm ova they ass on real..i scooped them lil coals up and gave it rite back..that heffer was heated hahaha..m'fers need to leave me the hell alone..i keep telling em' i ain't that damn nice..they gone learn..and i know for a fact they nasty as hell,they shit just got sprayed for bedbugs and lawd knows what else,dogs running all ova the damn place and they wear the same shit every damn day,chile i would starve to death before i eat anything come outta that apt..when that heffer came out holding them ribs in her hands and not in the pkg i knew off back i wasn't fooling with these ppl haha damn man.